League With No Name

Week 1 brought us nail biters and Week 2 brought us duds. Week 3 however decided to toe the line and do a little of both. While there were a couple stompings, there were two close games, and one ending that might just have given us our game of the year. Certainly the most consequential week of LWNN football yet. Let the post trade moratorium chaos ensue! 8. Saskatchewan Mooseknuckles (-3) Moose season is off to a hot start in the LWNN. Coach Carney dropped a thriller when Nick Williams sacked his heart with 4 seconds to go on MNF and sent the Knucks to a franchise worst 0-3 start. It pains even the mean spirited members of the media to put ol SaySay in the last spot here. It is possible though that the Knuckles treat this coming matchup with the division leading Epps as a do or die game. Coach Carney has never partaken in draft pick trading, but rumors of a mass rebuild are swarming around the herd. The Knucks head on the road (a place they deny exists) in a must win situation....

This was a crapfest, let’s be honest. After Week 1 brought us Monday Night madness and Game of the Year candidates, Week 2 followed up with blowouts and ratings duds. The week was not without impact however, as the undefeateds and only-defeateds were both cut in half, leaving 2 2-0’s and 2 0-2’s. Let’s see if the media is buying or selling hype after a pair of weeks. 8. Johnny Cool Guys (-3) LWNN Gameday was in the house, but the Cool Guys apparently were not. As far as regular season games go, the Johnnys have now lost 6 straight going back to last year (9 including POS game) and are winless since Week 9 of last season. The Cool Guys now have to regroup and face the other 0-2 squad. All of a sudden, this is desperation time. We know Johnny values team discipline, but he won’t want to bench AB for this one. Next: vs Knuckles 7. MFF Sixteens (- -) The Sixteens lost 5 games in route to a 2018 League With No Name Championship in 2018, when they won the League With No Name Champio...

Week 1 of the 2019 season has come and gone. There were surprises all around, and the return to our classic division openers returned some quality ratings. 3 of the 4 wins involved comebacks and lead changes on Monday Night, showing once again that Commissioner Walton is a savvy schedule maker and business guru. Now that Week 2 is just 2 days away, it’s time for the first updated power rankings of the season! Take them all as fact! Reminder of the preseason rankings: 1. Tad 2. Trey 3. Hunter 4. Tanner 5. Sayer 6. Andrew 7. Dillon 8. Donald 8. Phat Cats (-1) The Cats actually had a pretty solid showing, reaching triple digits on the scoreboard and posting a top 5 scoring week in the League. Over half of that came from 2018 League With No Name Champion Dalvin Cook (23pts) and Dak Prescott (33). Unfortunately for the Cats, the rest of the skill players either crapped out or died. A decent outing for week 1, but until everyone else starts contributing, #DaksOut...